the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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