I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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