Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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