There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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