i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
In America we eat man semen.
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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