I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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