hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
