Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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