then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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