You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
