he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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