Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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