I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You were trust falling into bushes
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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