Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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