When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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