One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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