Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..