There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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