Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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