i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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