Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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