Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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