You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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