I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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