What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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