There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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