Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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