Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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