His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
wow bdsm is so cute
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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