Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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