the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
This is my gift to your gina
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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