it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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