I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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