these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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