well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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