just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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