rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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