..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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