Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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