I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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