Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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He felt like a one man threesome
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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