come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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