The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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