People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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