they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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