it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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