So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
