Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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