my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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