is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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