yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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