I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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