Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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